Omigosh you guys, seriously. Seriously. This morning I had a nosebleed that lasted FOREVER and I was tired of waiting for it to stop. I remember once when I was younger my mom told me that even though people say you're not supposed to blow your nose when you have a nose bleed (something I actually hadn't heard), she found that blowing her nose was the fastest way to get it to stop. So I thought I might try it. So I got a new Kleenex and I blew a little and then a little bit more and then the blood WENT UP MY TEAR DUCT AND CAME OUT IN MY EYE. It didn't hurt at all, but it was the weirdest fucking thing and I was freaked the hell out. So I guess that might be one reason you're not supposed to blow your nose when you have a nose bleed...