Wednesday, November 19, 2008

When I talk to people I don't know very well, I FEEL my face doing retarded things but i CAN'T MAKE IT STOP

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

So Elizabeth is having trouble with nosebleeds because her nose is really dried out. Her solution? snort water. best idea ever. it's water, so it hydrates, right? These are the people I work with.

Monday, November 17, 2008

I've actually been fairly busy at work lately. It's kind of nice.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

So the only person at the office that I would really consider my "friend" is leaving to go to another office on campus :-( I want to get her a small parting gift, but I have no idea what to get. Do you guys have any suggestions?

Also, I was redditing (surprise) and came across this headline: "Forget Red vs. Blue -- It's the Educated vs. People Easily Fooled by Propaganda" and I was like "wtf does that have to do with Halo?" lol...

Friday, November 7, 2008

So my boss just came over and was all telling me how my e-mail that I send to the departments to come get J documents is ok, but I need to change this and this and just clean it up and make it more professional and blahblahblah...just not up to par, you know?

I use a template that I copied and pasted from what SHE used to send out before I got here AND I cleaned it up a little bit because it was fucking sloppy in the first place.


My job is dildos.

Monday, November 3, 2008

People at work are always apologizing when they leave filing and shit at my desk when I'm not there. It's weird. It's like "Hey, sorry I left you this work that we hired you to do." What do they think they pay me for?

And I just found a piece of paper at the printer that has a chart of the "Culture Shock Curve" and one of the dips down is labeled "This place is a**hole" loller.
Maybe I'll tell my boss that I'm voting tomorrow and take a couple of paid hours off of work. Thank you US government!

Also, since my visit to Boulder I have become obsessed with Metalocalypse and I've spent all morning (interspersed with various actual work-related tasks) reading about Dethklok. That show ownzors--hilariously metal.

Also, I think I'll start a Quote of the Day. Today's quote of the day:

We will make everything black. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity. --Nathan Explosion of Dethklok